7.29.2010
ZOMG!
After just under four billion years of development and testing and other magical things involved in making games, Zogger has finally shipped for theiPhone. And by shipped, I don’t mean it has set sail to a distant land...I mean you can BUY THE GAME.
Which reminds me of a story. See, this guy, his name was BUY THE GAME NOW, but people just called him BUY ZOGGER for short, because BUY THE GAME NOW was too long. And I understand. I mean, who would want to have a name like BUY THE GAME NOW, when BUY ZOGGER is long enough, right?
Anyway, one day, BUY THE GAME NOW was walking and he came to a corner. Without looking, he started to cross. But thankfully a friend of his saw a car coming and yelled “BUY ZOGGER! Watch out!” But poor BUY THE GAME NOW didn’t hear him.
So BUY THE GAME NOW got hit by a bus and died. They served root beer and ice cream at his funeral. It was good ice cream.
The moral of the story: If your name is BUY THE GAME NOW, don’t shorten it to BUY ZOGGER, or you might get hit by a bus.
Did I mention that the game was for sale?